Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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