i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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