I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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