I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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