i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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