She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
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She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
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I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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