Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
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shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Shame - the story of my life.
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