just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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