Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
