Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
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Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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