So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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