It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
The ass gains better be worth it
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