You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
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Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
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Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
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Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.