You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
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its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
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Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.