wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
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I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
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First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Naked. naked and bneed help.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.