I hope mine doesn't look like that
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
May the power of my ass compel you!!
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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