Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
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My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
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If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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