Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
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why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
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I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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