Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
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