..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
You smell like stripper and shame
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
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remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
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i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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