The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
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mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
We need to get me chipped asap
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I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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