I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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