then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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