I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Boobs speak an international language.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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