hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I still have a little drunk in my system
Randomize
