no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
he fucked my hip out of place.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
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