what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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