sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
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Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
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Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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