So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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