is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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