you guys were way drunker than both of me
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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