why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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