i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
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I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
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yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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