I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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