i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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