Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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