Whod you bang
well you can't waste a boner
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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