I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
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We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
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This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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