yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
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