found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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