So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
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just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
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You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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