She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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