perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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