Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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