dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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