You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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