I wanna bring you to show and tell
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
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