We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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