Duck Duck Cougar?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
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