I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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