Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Randomize