I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
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