Well apparently he's into motor boating.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
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They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
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I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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