if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
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His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
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He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question