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(705): View more from Ontario

last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.

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(281): View more from Texas

I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16

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(931): View more from Tennessee

Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.

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Wtf? What happened?

(931): View more from Tennessee

Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

it's like her boobs came off with her bra

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(704): View more from North Carolina

She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock

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(212): View more from New York

There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.

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(216): View more from Ohio

That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

How'd things go with that guy last night?

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He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.

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