please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
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Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
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I stole a fireplace last night.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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