nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
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Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
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He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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