so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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